Sheesh

Hayden and one of his friends are going to take swim lessons together, and his friend's mother and I are trying to find a good swimming facility. Here is the description for their age group at one of the places we're NOT choosing (and it's not because they can't spell acceptable):
Beginner Pikes develop confidence in swimming independently. Beginner Pikes are allowed to cry. This is the only level in which this is acceptible.